krawkward:

theswampghoul:

how much can one hint that their character is a flaming homosexual without getting a warning on neopets

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the best of banned words on neopets.com

avians:

in case you were wondering

  • itching
  • lesbian / lezzie
  • hooters (hooter is ok)
  • lmfao (lmao is ok)
  • myspace
  • naked
  • piss (pissed is ok, urine is ok)
  • mate (gets changed to fish)
  • queer
  • shlong
  • suck
  • tampon
  • testicle
  • tit/tits (titties is ok)
  • vagina

extra: these words are allowed

  • anal
  • beastiality
  • cock
  • crystal meth
  • LSD
  • narcotics
  • opium

drugs are OK, dont be a lesbian

ihopericksantorum:

I hope Rick Santorum’s Neopets account gets frozen for no reason.

neopianangst:

eziyoyofosho:

okay so this thing just popped up on my dash and I thought you might find it funny I DUNNO so here


oh my god who is responsible for this ahahah

neopianangst:

maniacalkyriis:

Neofriends tab in English

Neofriends tab translated from German to English

Wow.

I’m not sure if I want my neopets to be there for me

I definitely don’t want him to be there for me

neopianangst:

PARTIES ARE NOT ALLOWED ON NEOPETS DOT COM.

whenjewishuponastar:

when i was 7 years old i had my first internet boyfriend on neopets.com he was 14 and said the age difference didnt matter and that he loved me and promised to marry me

but his account got frozen like 3 days later 

neopianangst:

EVERYBODY ELSE GO THE FUCK HOME.